Top 10 Best Yo Mamma Jokes

Here is the list of Best yo mama jokes, So Fat Jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Yo mama so fat she don't fit in this joke.

Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo momma so fat when God said "let it be light," he told your momma to move.

Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

Yo momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says to be continued.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow, and popped Skittles out.

Yo momma so fat her belly button got home 30 minutes before she did.

Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family."

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.